#ShesReeLatable

Please allow me to introduce myself —

I’m in love with alter egos so quite frankly I don’t care what you call me —

Just don’t call me out on my bullshit.

I’m Ree, for relatable purposes.

And I came all the way out here to the web from Ohio to say something.

Hey.

About Me

I’m a country-city girl.

A classy ratchet.

And a BBW trapped in a big bitches body. (I will let you look BBW up in your spare time).

I’m an unapologetic black girl.

I think I’m funny. — Who else matters?

I’m bisexual with horrible taste in mates.

I’m a broke-single-parent to a BabyBugg.

My family is a little different than on the Cosby Show.

I have two very eccentric mothers and a pops and lately pops is a real OG.

Basically, if you figure me out before I do, don’t let me know.

I enjoy my alter egos, thank you.

My Aspirations

To be a human safe place, without being anyone’s toxic waste bin.

To perfect blowjobs.

To NEVER date another Virgo.

Get drunk without flirting.

Find Wakanda.

Have the healthy, fulfilling sex life 17-year-old me fantasized about.

Make amazonian women “the hype”.

ReeLateably Me

I want to take time to discuss and review life.

With it’s glorified fuckery and stigmas.

From MY measly melanated vantage point in the world.

I hope that you enjoy.

Or at least find me a little #ReeLateable

Credits

Original words and musings of herstun’s newest comedy and variety contributor, ree.

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snapchat — theyloveroe

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#LetsGrow

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