Please allow me to introduce myself —
I’m in love with alter egos so quite frankly I don’t care what you call me —
Just don’t call me out on my bullshit.
I’m Ree, for relatable purposes.
And I came all the way out here to the web from Ohio to say something.
I’m a country-city girl.
A classy ratchet.
And a BBW trapped in a big bitches body. (I will let you look BBW up in your spare time).
I’m an unapologetic black girl.
I think I’m funny. — Who else matters?
I’m bisexual with horrible taste in mates.
I’m a broke-single-parent to a BabyBugg.
My family is a little different than on the Cosby Show.
I have two very eccentric mothers and a pops and lately pops is a real OG.
Basically, if you figure me out before I do, don’t let me know.
I enjoy my alter egos, thank you.
To be a human safe place, without being anyone’s toxic waste bin.
To perfect blowjobs.
To NEVER date another Virgo.
Get drunk without flirting.
Have the healthy, fulfilling sex life 17-year-old me fantasized about.
Make amazonian women “the hype”.
I want to take time to discuss and review life.
With it’s glorified fuckery and stigmas.
From MY measly melanated vantage point in the world.
I hope that you enjoy.
Or at least find me a little #ReeLateable
Original words and musings of herstun’s newest comedy and variety contributor, ree.
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