Explicit Langauge Warning. This post is excellently written but does contain several expletives. If they make you queasy then beware. Herstun.
“Do you really co sleep?” —
Yes, it’s just as fulfilling as exhausting.
“You’re not gonna make him eat?” —
No, he’s clearly not hungry.
“He’s only 1 with a tablet?” —
Yes, he’s also counting, learning his alphabet and has AMAZING comprehension skills.
“Why every time I come over here that baby
Cause this his house.
Yeah, I’m one of THOSE mothers.
The one who allows her kid to “run her.” 🤷🏾
I allow him to run himself actually, but GO AWWWF!!
Basically, mind the child you enjoyed fucking for, okay?!
No seriously, what’s with all the mommy shaming these days?
aunties, cousins and big sisters.
Basically any and everyone who ISN’T anyone mommy in my house.
Like, did you even lactate sis?!
Now please don’t take offense because —
I still believe it takes a village to raise a child.**
** When said village is well ran within itself —
But we not going there today.
I would ask —
But the answer is simple —
because it’s easy.
Instead of asking the questions within ourselves on why the issue at hand bothers us, it’s easier to form a judgment and go on with our lives.
Oh yeah, we’re going there today.
Please answer the following questions in my desperate attempt to understand how anyone’s parenting style offends you. —
1. The fuck is wrong with you?
No seriously, how mundane your life has to be that sitting around discussing what the next person does or DOES NOT do with their children brings some excitement.
2. Do you plan on being the “perfect parent”?
You know that ideal fabulous bitch we all thought we were going to be once we became a mother. ** Sidenote** We’re gonna laugh at y
3. Do I scare you?
I only ask because I have all been taught that any person who constantly bullies and ostracize you, is usually intimidated by you. Why do I intimidate you? Am I everything you wanted in a mother or you want for yourself? Honestly, its flattering but either let me know something or have a seat in the weak bitch section cause nobody has time for your unsolicited ass opinion.
Y’all know this shit is difficult for everybody right?
Being a whole living and breathing human’s only resource department.
This is Motherhood. From the broke bi-bitch perspective. Vibe with it or not. #ShesReelateable.
And I am not going to be here consistently. When I got something to say, I’ll check in. But when I come here, I thank you for hearing me. Not often I get heard.